Streaming Sensation Gifts

You wanted to see me, boss? It's come to my attention Youtube demonetizes your videos

You finished Netflix

The First Fire Stick

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Wolf Karaoke

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Karataoke

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Will broker deals for food'

Ventriloquist Audition

Casting Director

Footballer playing for time

"I still maintain an online presence."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Barihunk

"First gig in a while?"

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."