Streaming Sensation Pillows

You finished Netflix

The First Fire Stick

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Wolf Karaoke

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

"I still maintain an online presence."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Footballer playing for time

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Barihunk