Sailing Sensation Pillows

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bermuda Triangles

When laundry ruled the waves.

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

Build a Raft

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

The First Fire Stick

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'