Surfing Sensation Pillows

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Surfers on the medals podium

"Would you please pick something and quit channel surfing."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

Surfing Pensioner

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Edinson Cavani

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

Footballer's Luggage

SCUBER

You finished Netflix

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

Football

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Connor Wickham

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

The Motives of Footballers

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'