Skateboard Sensation Pillows

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

The King Of L.A.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Mic drop

The Motives of Footballers

Can can dancer.

Connor Wickham

Canadian Jesus

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

At Astley's

Ice Skater