Skateboard Sensation Pillows

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Surfing Pensioner

"First gig in a while?"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

The King Of L.A.

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

The Motives of Footballers

Can can dancer.

Mick Jagger

Mic drop

Connor Wickham

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

Canadian Jesus

At Astley's