Skating Sensation Pillows

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

Jet Ice Skating

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Ice skater

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Runner going through hurdles.

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Innovate or die.

Casting Director

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'