Festive Skater Pillows

Peace, Love, Care.

Merry Christmas skater.

Double bass skating

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Skateboard Olympics.

Triple Sock Cow

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Snowman and girl