Festive Skater Gifts

Peace, Love, Care.

Merry Christmas skater.

Double bass skating

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Santa entering a pool for a swim

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Skateboard Olympics.

Triple Sock Cow

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Ice skating

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Snowman and girl