Figure Skating Enthusiast Gifts

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

'Dewey! Carl! Stop doing that! You're scaring me.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Man Skating With Dog.

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow

Skateboard Olympics.

Giant Ice Skates

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

'Torville and Cow'.

Skating along

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Violinist on Skates

Skating on thin ice.

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

Julius Ceasar Skating.

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"