Seasonal Skater Pillows

Panettone

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Easter Egg Delivery

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Double bass skating

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Ice rink"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'Torville and Cow'.

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Is it labor day already?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

The Start of Spring

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

"He says he's dressing up for summer."