Seasonal Warrior Pillows

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Skier flying past mountains

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

4 seasons globe

God's Kitchen

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

'You're early!...'

The sounds of spring.

Know Your Leaves

"It's springtime in our new product department."

Fall in Canada

Snow Moon