Seasonal Sadness Warrior Pillows

Daylight Tombstone

Welcome Spring.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Unsuitable clothing.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

Groundhog Day.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Your hands are cold...

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"You're not distancing."

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

"This doesn't feel right..."

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Happy Holiday Trees

Falling Down: Horror Movies for Leaves

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

'I hate February.'

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

'No, not until Christmas. Until we close down due to lack of customers.'

Happy Spring.

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

Warmer Weather.