Seasonal Sads Pillows

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'It's baseball season!'

Ice Skater

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Snowman Romance

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"You're not distancing."

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

This time of year always gets me down."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

Happy Holiday Trees

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'