Seasonal Satire Pillows

"It's 2020, children. Just have faith that nothing's gonna work out in the end!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Christmas Socks

Snowman Romance

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Did you get some work done?"

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

"Defending you isn't going to be easy. . . Sana actually started an 'Extremely cruel, stupid and psychotic kid' list especially for you."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'