Seasonal Satire Lover Pillows

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

"Orange. . . red. . . amber. . ."

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"That reminds me...whatever happened to your Uncle Ralph?"

'No, not until Christmas. Until we close down due to lack of customers.'

'Christmas is coming.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"He says he doesn't feel very Christmasey."

Falling Down: Horror Movies for Leaves

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

'It's called 'Feliz-Naviditis.' It often strikes store clerks during December.'

Warmer Weather.

Greenpeace.

"This doesn't feel right..."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"You're not distancing."

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Did you get some work done?"

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Rudolph Red Light District

"Defending you isn't going to be easy. . . Sana actually started an 'Extremely cruel, stupid and psychotic kid' list especially for you."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

The Three Wise Women