Seasonal Satirist Enthusiast Pillows

"Let me finish my annual rant on the commercialization of Christmas before we go shopping."

"Little help?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Christmas Socks

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Did you get some work done?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

The Four Seasonings.