Seasonal Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Spring is coming - but when?

"Level with me doc, how long have I got left?"

Christmas Eva

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Profiling.

Santa's credit crunch.

"I have this recurring nightmare where I'm falling."

"Little help?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"Did you get some work done?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Christmas Socks

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'