
Spring is coming - but when?
Brighten their walls with our funny and witty seasonal satire prints, celebrating holidays with a sharp, humorous perspective that will spark conversations.
Spring is coming - but when?
"Level with me doc, how long have I got left?"
Christmas Eva
Night of the Living Reindeer
Gardening Terminology: Freezia
Profiling.
Santa's credit crunch.
"I have this recurring nightmare where I'm falling."
"Little help?"
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
"No, Doris, not implants!"
Santa Claus You Are Welcome.
"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."
"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
The Frankenstein snowman.
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'
"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."
"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."
Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'
'It's a snow mobile.'
"I love this time of year."
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"
"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"
Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.
Snowman and stickmen losing arms
"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."
'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'
Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'
"Did you get some work done?"
'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'
Christmas Socks
"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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