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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'It's baseball season!'

Ice Skater

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Snowman Romance

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"You're not distancing."

"This doesn't feel right..."

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

Halloween fishbowl.

Hey, I told you - Keep sticking your nose in other people's business, and one day it's stay that way.

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

This time of year always gets me down."

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

Winter depression.

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Falling Down: Horror Movies for Leaves

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

Happy Holiday Trees

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."