Festive Season Warriors Pillows

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Skier flying past mountains

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Double bass skating

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Groundhog Day.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"When is it my turn?"

'Hey you take that outside.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

Your hands are cold...

'Same every Friday. Here we are rushed off our feet and we close in 10 minutes!'

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"