Festive Season Warriors Pillows

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Skier flying past mountains

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

Double bass skating

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Hey you take that outside.'

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Groundhog Day.

"When is it my turn?"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

Your hands are cold...

'Same every Friday. Here we are rushed off our feet and we close in 10 minutes!'

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"