My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
Seasonal Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for the seasonal warrior? Discover witty and motivational items that capture their dedication to seasonal pursuits. Perfect for those who thrive on change and embrace every season with enthusiasm, our collection celebrates their never-give-up attitude with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.
During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!
"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."
Sunbathing in Autumn
"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"
A guide to seasons in the North East
Fall on a desert island
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
Swallows returning to Cappuccino.
Skier flying past mountains
"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"
Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.
People of the Fall
'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
"I'll see your two and raise you three."
"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"
"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"
"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"
"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"
'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'
4 seasons globe
God's Kitchen
"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"
The corner that Spring's around
"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."
"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."
The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!
'You're early!...'
The sounds of spring.
Know Your Leaves
"It's springtime in our new product department."
Fall in Canada
Snow Moon
Seasonal Warrior Gifts Collection
Seasonal Warrior Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for seasonal warriors—funny, inspiring designs that make every coffee break special.
Seasonal Warrior Pillows
Bring humor and comfort into a seasonal warrior’s space with our quirky pillows—perfect for adding personality to any room.
Seasonal Warrior Prints
Decorate with our vibrant prints that celebrate the seasonal warrior’s unstoppable energy and love for all times of the year.
Seasonal Warrior T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the seasonal warrior and wear your enthusiasm on your sleeve with our clever, seasonal-themed designs.