Seasonal Warrior Gifts

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Sunbathing in Autumn

A guide to seasons in the North East

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Skier flying past mountains

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

The corner that Spring's around

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

'You're early!...'

The sounds of spring.

Snow Moon

Know Your Leaves

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Hello October

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'