Seasonal Savant Gifts

Happy Holiday Trees

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I come here for the pepper."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

4 seasons globe

The corner that Spring's around

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

God's Kitchen

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'You're early!...'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!