Seasonal Savior Gifts

Winter depression.

Merry Christmas!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Fall on a desert island

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Easter Egg Delivery

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"It's his favorite time of year."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

The corner that Spring's around

'You're early!...'