Seasonal Savior Gifts

Winter depression.

Merry Christmas!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Easter Egg Delivery

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

4 seasons globe

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

The corner that Spring's around

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"It's his favorite time of year."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."