Festive Season Survivalist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your festive season survivalist? Our collection combines humor with practicality, designed for people who navigate holiday chaos with wit and resilience. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that acknowledge the madness and bring a smile to their face. Whether it's a humorous reminder they can survive another holiday or a fun gift that celebrates their festive grit, our products are crafted to lighten the season. Get ready to spread cheer and cheeky resilience this Christmas or holiday season!

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"It's official"..."It's a drought!" mockup

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

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"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem." mockup

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

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Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out. mockup

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

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'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!' mockup

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!" mockup

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

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"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed." mockup

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

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"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice." mockup

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?' mockup

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner." mockup

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

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A guide to seasons in the North East mockup

A guide to seasons in the North East

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"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?" mockup

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

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"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own." mockup

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

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"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho." mockup

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

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Working Environment

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you." mockup

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?'' mockup

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

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'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.' mockup

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?" mockup

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

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'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!' mockup

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

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'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.' mockup

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

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"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!'' mockup

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

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Great Moment in North Pole History mockup

Great Moment in North Pole History

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Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden mockup

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

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Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple. mockup

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

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Accept cookies?

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!" mockup

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

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"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!" mockup

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

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"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future." mockup

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

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Festive Season Survivalist Gifts Collection

Festive Season Survivalist Mugs

Discover our collection of survivalist-themed mugs—perfect for keeping the holiday chaos at bay with a witty sip.

Festive Season Survivalist Pillows

Relax after holiday festivities with our themed pillows—comfort that celebrates your survivalist spirit.

Festive Season Survivalist Prints

Add some humor to your decor with prints that capture the festive season’s chaos in style.

Festive Season Survivalist T-Shirts

Explore our humorous survivalist t-shirts—great for making a statement during the festive season.