Holiday Survivalist Gifts

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Working Environment

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Decorating the Christmas Tree

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Happy Holiday

Welcome to summer school.

How You Know It's Spring...

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'