Seasonal Giver Gifts

'You have what is known as 'gifting exhaustion'.'

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Glyndebourne

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"What's the occasion?"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"It's his favorite time of year."

Groundhog Day.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"She's had work."

"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Thanks And Giving.

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.