Seasonal Gift Givers Gifts

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I might just get a pie."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Who's the new guy?"

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Ugly genie.

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'Arbor day? I never thought about giving gifts for Arbor day... well sure! I'll take 11 more!'

"Today's news is so bad, it makes yesterday's bad news look good."

Life Imitates Arf....

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"