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Santa Claus and balls

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"