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Santa Claus and balls

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'It's my stool sample.'

Shelf on an Elf

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.