Gift-giving Enthusiast Gifts

Christmas Dwarves

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

A snake attempts to wrap a present

"It's the online research that goes into these gifts that counts."

Mr James

'An email birthday card isn't enough. It's not the thought that counts, it's what's BOUGHT that counts.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Maybe you will grow into them...'

'I think my marriage is in trouble -- my wife gave me a traveler's check for my birthday.'

"I need to buy a really good bottle of wine, as a gift, and I know absolutely nothing about wine. Can you recommend one?"

"We will need to triple the budget for this year's gifts."

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Presents

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."