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Russian Doll Christmas

Love Delivery

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Emergency Phone.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Tipping Pain Chart

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Advent Calender.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'