Gifting Enthusiast Gifts

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Say it with flowers

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Holiday Shopping

Mr James