Festive Gifter Gifts

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Daughters on the beach

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."