Joyful Gifter Gifts

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Gift"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

How the gift registry should really work

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Bagel problems.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Can you guess what it is yet?

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'It the thought that counts.'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Make Your Own

Stuffed.

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The Tramp of Human Rights

"I've brought you a plant to keep you company."