Cheerful Gifter Gifts

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Christmas Presents.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

How the gift registry should really work

Bagel problems.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Can you guess what it is yet?

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'It the thought that counts.'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Stuffed.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

The Tramp of Human Rights

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."