Humorous Gifter Gifts

Bagel problems.

santa claus megaphone.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Christmas Presents.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Fast Food Menus

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Chilli Quartet

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

Make Your Own

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'It the thought that counts.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!