Humorous Gift Receiver Gifts

"It is my place!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Traffic calming ahead.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Bagel problems.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Fast Food Menus

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Hissy-fits for sale.

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."

Chilli Quartet

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Vampire picking up his blood delivery (Type O, Type A, and Type B).