Joyful Gift Givers Gifts

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"I hate it..."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Valentines Balloons

'I'm huggable!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

It's the thought that counts!

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

The Re-Giving Tree