Joyful Gifter Mugs

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Gift"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

How the gift registry should really work

Bagel problems.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Can you guess what it is yet?

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'Gee, thanks pal."

Make Your Own

Stuffed.

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

'It the thought that counts.'

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The Tramp of Human Rights

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."