Cheery Gifters Mugs

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

Can you guess what it is yet?

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

The gift of a family Christmas

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Acme Coffee Co.

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'It the thought that counts.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Ockham chooses a razor

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

The art of regifting

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"