Cheery Gifters Prints

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

Can you guess what it is yet?

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Acme Coffee Co.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'It the thought that counts.'

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

Christmas postie!

Ockham chooses a razor

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"Well? Try them out!"

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

The art of regifting

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'