Festive Giving Gifts

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Christmas Pets

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

Snowman

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

CEO.

"I hate it..."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Easter Egg Delivery