Festive Giving Pillows

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'They're dog roses!'

Christmas Pets

The wife whisperer.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Merry Christmas"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

Snowman

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I hate it..."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Shouldn't have, you really."