Holiday Giving Pillows

Give to needy atheists and agnostics who have no holiday this time of year.

Give Meaning To Christmas.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Daughters on the beach

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

The wife whisperer.

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"