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Santa Claus donates blood.

'When the charity recommended 'Giving a goat for Christmas' they meant to the Third World!'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

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An old lady asking for a christmas donation

'Why, I am writing down the names of all the good boys and girls.'

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Gracie asks Santa for money for charity.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Beggars on the street.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"The knees are the first to go."

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'Dang slippery solar panels!'

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.