Holiday Philanthropist Pillows

"For Christmas we're making a contribution in your name to some charity or other."

Stocking.

Holiday Thanks and Giving

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

Human Rights for All

Hypocrisy about poverty

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'