Philanthropy With A Smile Pillows

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Alms Bank

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Human Rights for All

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."