Faithful Philanthropist Pillows

The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Please Give

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Men's Prayer Group.

Miss Jellyby

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'