Philanthropy Aficionado Pillows

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

Beggar gives a man change for a shilling

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Profit or non-profit?'

Rodin's Charity Collector

"I gave on the E train."

Marathon costume

Professional Fund Riasers

Campaign Trail

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Honey badger do care.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'