Philanthropy Fan Pillows

'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'

Honey badger do care.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Corporate Head to others in meeting: 'I couldn't find a worthy recipient of my philanthropic giving, so I'm funneling it all through Grandma.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"Greedy, meet needy."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"I'm donating a portion of your tip to charity."

All donations go to the victims of snake bite foundation.

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"I'd be happy to contribute in due course, subject to the relevant registration and application process."

"And just what worthy cause are you collecting pollen for?"

Some guy who won big in the market, and gave it all away.

"Charity begins at home, Dad!"

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

"I would do the Ice Bucket Challenge if I could find some ice."

'What are you doing?'

United Way Building Blocks.

"You take an offering "EVERY" week?"

'When it comes to giving, I stop at nothing, , ,'

'You spoil that millionaire.'

Beggar: Invest in me!

Cow Udders and Famines.

'This is not what I expected at a charity golf tournament.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Golfer giving a donation

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

'I've no time for the ice buck nonsense. I'll just continue donating to charity in my own quiet way.'

Money.

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Brad was shot by one of those pink rifles, so at least it was for a good cause."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."