Philanthropy Aficionado Gifts

'I donated a wing to the children's hospital.'

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

Beggar gives a man change for a shilling

Bill Gates

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Rodin's Charity Collector

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I gave on the E train."

Professional Fund Riasers

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